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This page was last updated on: July 2, 2004

Bubbles the Clown
Call (01236) 768395
to book Bubbles.
Based in Airdrie
works throughout Scotland
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Q.          Where does a chicken go when it dies?
A.          In the oven.

Q.          What do you call an unmarried mermaid?
A.          A single fish.

Q.          Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
A.          Because the ref called for a fowl (foul).

Q.          Why did the cow go on holiday?
A.          Because she had a wee calf (week aff).

Q.          What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A.          A carrot.

Two goldfish are in a tank and the first goldfish says to the second goldfish "Can you drive this thing?".




Please feel free to email your jokes to Bubbles who will publish the best jokes on his site.