Q. Where does a chicken go when it dies?
A. In the oven.
Q. What do you call an unmarried mermaid?
A. A single fish.
Q. Why did the chicken run onto the football field?
A. Because the ref called for a fowl (foul).
Q. Why did the cow go on holiday?
A. Because she had a wee calf (week aff).
Q. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
Two goldfish are in a tank and the first goldfish says to the second goldfish "Can you drive this thing?".
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